From a Toronto newspaper
"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off my car."
"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions."
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."
"I had been driving my car for four years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
"I was sure that the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the roadway when I struck him."
"The pedestrian had no idea what direction to go, so I ran over him."
"I thought my window was down, but found out it was up when I put my hand through it."
"My car was legally parked as I backed into the other vehicle."
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